Category: A New Low

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2024 April 25 / A New Low

Ep. 200: Leaving 200 Imperial Pints Between the Doormats

We did it. 200. We lasted longer than Shogun and Kid Cudi’s heel.
2024 April 18 / A New Low

Ep. 199: Mudslide Joe Gets Got Three Times

Join us on a journey as we visit old facebook, new homes, and a Subway in Spain.
2024 April 11 / A New Low

Ep. 198: J. Cole Sneaks a Cantina onto the Lido Deck

Joe has tales from the sea, Greg powers down, and Kyle reels as Scott hits the poop deck.
2024 April 05 / A New Low

Ep. 197: The White Lady Starts a Tiny Fire at the Honky Tonk

Greg returns keyless to the mother land and Kyle interrogates Scott about his commitment to capitalism.
2024 March 28 / A New Low

Ep. 196: The Hat Man Attends Kim Mulkey’s Kick Ass Mass

If you wake up before your 4th alarm you’ll see the hat man.
2024 March 21 / A New Low

Ep. 195: Cudi Cuts Cran Apple Hair Cable

Kyle requests a deaf barber, Greg is down bad, Joe joins the X-Men, and Scott makes them wet cough.

2024 March 14 / A New Low

Ep. 194: Three Elves in a Tree Get A Colon-Oscar-py

Open Houses, Open Holes, Opening Cookies, and Solving America’s problem with Tribalism.

2024 March 07 / A New Low

Ep. 193: Muad’Dib Gets His Library Card in Nashville

Kyle finds his Oppenheimer, Joe stays on earth, Greg goes honkey tonkin, and Scott lights his bowl.
2024 February 29 / A New Low

Ep. 192: The Haunted Bidet Surges Hot Water

Joe bends air, Greg bends water, Kyle bends his liver, and Scott bends over.
2024 February 21 / A New Low

Ep. 191: Greg Olsen’s Third Leg is the True Detective

Scott shakes Greg Olsen’s hand or so he thinks!
2024 February 16 / A New Low

Ep. 190: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go Rollerskating for Valentimes Day

We all skate to the casino for the Big Game on Valentimes Day!
2024 February 08 / A New Low

Ep. 189: Taylor Swift Steals Signs at the Korean BBQ Drive Thru

We cook up our own theories about Taylor Swifts Korean BBQ drive thru franchise.
2024 February 01 / A New Low

Ep. 188: Melting Alaska With My Whiskey Thumb

We limp across a melting iceberg in search of a legal sports book.
2024 January 25 / A New Low

Ep. 187: Lupe and Kid Cudi Go On The Amazing Race

The guys race around the world escaping the American Nightmare.
2024 January 18 / A New Low

Ep. 186: Mulaney Conditions His Air After the Marade

The Kia boys are back and exposing the secerts of big AC.
2024 January 04 / A New Low

Ep. 185: Zac Efron Reheats Smooth Waffles with a Wet Paper Towel

Primm’s Cup Goals Down! We start 2024 with banger of waffles, wet paper towels and the most enjoyable sad movie of the year!
2023 December 26 / A New Low

Ep. 184: The 184th Oh Boi Awards

A New Low Presents The Best & Worst of 2023
2023 December 22 / A New Low

Ep. 183: Hiding a Giraffe at the Boston Botanical Barbancourt Party

Joe gets on a knee, Kyle skips the funeral line, Greg gets another tree and Scott gets roasted like chestnuts on an open fire.
2023 December 14 / A New Low

Ep. 182: Godzilla Hides Subway Cookies in His Short-sleeve Hoodie

Joe is addicted to footlong cookies, Kyle spends the night at AMC, Greg flips the coin on another tree, and Scott battles the bow hunter in the playoffs.
2023 December 07 / A New Low

Ep. 181: Fluchating on December-Teenth

Greg lives in a tree house, Joe gets fluchated at Valvoline and Scott breaks his back on the spectrum.